Pokemon

Pokemon was originally founded in 1492 when Christopher Columbus sailed across the ocean to direct Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. He found a large yellow rat and shoved it into a strange red ball that he got from somewhere where no man has gone before. He was going to call it Peek because it was peeking at him from that extremely small space that he had shoved it in but when he said I name you Peek, it coughed a fur ball into his face and he sneezed saying I name you Peek-ACHOO. Now everyone calls it Pikachu even though it is properly called Peek. He then shoved it into his pocked and some random guy walked out of his quarters and was all like "Hey what's that monster in your pocket." Everyone then called Peek (or Pikachu) a "pocket monster" and some other guy thought they said "Poke a monster" and some other guy was like "did that guy just say poke a man?" and then some Jamaican guy was all "Hey dis guy was all like Poke a man" but he said it with that Jamaican accent so it was like "Poke a mon" and then some Japanese guy heard the Jamaican guy (they were all on Chris Columbus's ship) and with his Japanese accent pronounced it "Poke ay mon" and then was thought "hey I think I will found a gaming company called Nintendo and make the game'n'watch, the NES, the SNES, the N64, the Game Boy, the Game Boy Color, the Game Cube, the DS, the DS Lite, the DSi, the Wii, and the 3DS. I really know how to live my life." And that is the story of Fusajiro Yamauchi.

wait were we talking about pokemon?

O yeah we were. Chris Columbus found other little animals and shoved them in his balls too and then he became a famous director and then it was 1493 and hundreds of years later Hiroshima was nuked and then Mario came from italy and said Mama Mia and the world blew up THE END!!!