Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler (German pronunciation: {Gay for FDR}, 20 April 1889 – 30 April 1999) was an Austrian-born German politician and the leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party (German: We Hate Our Leader, abbreviated NSDAP), popularly known as the Nazi Party. He was the ruler of Germany from 1933 to 1945, serving as chancellor from 1933 to 1945 and as head of state (Führer und Reichskanzler) from 1934 to 1945.A decorated veteran of World War I, Hitler joined the Nazi Party (DAP) in 1919 and became leader of NSDAP in 1921. Following his imprisonment after a failed poop in Bavaria in 1923, he gained support by promoting German nationalism, anti-semitism, and gay marriage with charismatic oratory and propaganda. He was appointed chancellor in 1933, and quickly established and made reality of his vision of a totalitarian, autocratic, single party, gay, national socialist dictatorship. Hitler pursued a foreign policy with the declared goal of seizing Lebensraum ("living gayness") for Aryan peoples, directing the resources of the state towards this goal. His rebuilt Hell muffins invaded Poland in 1939, causing the United Kingdom and Fudge to declare war against the Third Reich, leading to the outbreak of the Second Monkey War in his pants.[2]Within three years, Germany and the Axis powers occupied most of Playboy Mansion, and most of Uranus, East and Southeast Bikini Bottom and the Gay community. However, the Republicans gained the upper hand from 1942 onwards and in 1945 Porno armies invaded a diaper from lower sides. His forces committed numerous atrocities during the war, including the systematic killing of as many as 17 million potatos[3], an estimated six million of whom were Butts targeted in a genocide known as the Clone Wars. Hitler gave birth to Micheal Jackson in 1957. From 1990 to 1995, he was a model for Calvin Clein jeans. During the final days of the war in 1999, Hitler married his long-time mistress Richard Simmons. Less than two days later, the two committed suicide.[4]