Barney the dinosaur

Barney The Dinosaur ( 63 m.y,a - 2014, orignally t-rex) lived in 63 mya , he was born in Washington d.c , U.S.A. He led the USA dinosaurs to kill the other dinosaur where many bones where buried in the battlefields. He developed Nuclear Weapons but is stupid enough to bomb where he is because there are no planes at the time. He survived but turned into a purple dinosaur that can walk on two legs. He then changed his name from t-rex to barney as he woke up in a barn. He realizes the humans are taking over and vowed to be lovers with obama. His first offense is when he ripped-off the american song, Yankee Doodle. His second offense is when he tried to sue the cast of How I Met Your Mother, for stealing his name and ends up losing all his money (25 cents). He then travelled to the 80s by killing Dr. Emett Brown in the year 2015. In the year 1988 he made a new political party called, "Barney and Friends". When he became president he kidnapped young boys and girls, made critics puked , screwed up the world's economy and killed 5 people as many as Hitler and Stalin. He was killed in an epic chase between him and the "team awesome". Barney's team consisted of him, Kim Kardasain , Miley cyrus , B.J (blow job) , baby bop , and lolcats. The awesome badasses team consisted of Barack Obama, Pewdiepie, and Chuck Norris ,. Kim K was Brofisted bombed by Pewds while she was marrying Hitler. Miley Cyrus blowed up in sadness when Obama won a twerk contest between her and him. BJ was killed by Rick astley when BJ was having sex with justin beiber. Baby Bop was acciednetally Chuck Norris'd when she was hiding near his house. Barney was blowed up and brofist and norris'd combo when he was in a high speed chase in Mario kart in real life hosted by Smosh. As he was twisting a turn Pewds Brofisted him while Chuck Norris shouted so loud producing a combo that blew up barney's car and killing him. His last words were "Never gonna let you down, Never gonna give you ...... oooh shit ". Many celebrated his death including Kim Jong-un, Lebron James , and Ghandi. See ya in hell barney the child molestor