Superman

Superman is the husband of Batman who is in a mixed relationship with Captain Kirk's girlfriend Princess Leia. He wears tighty whities and he likes to use his superman plasma rifle which fires used condoms. He is currently dating Kirby (don't tell Batman) and his mom recently cancelled his World of Warcraft account. That's why he has no mom. His friend's brother doesn't like him ,sorry, shim. Now let's talk about your mom.